I dressed up like a catholic and I got drunk the fastest I threw my love in a ring of fire to burn burn burn we used to wear our backpacks and makeout just for practice but after today we'll stay this way from now until our caskets I don't mind if you don't love me all the time no that's fine I think we'll still get by I made a list of reasons to stop me from committing it feels so wrong and it's so damn long these were actual suspicions of mine but I remember when I feel left out and beaten you come in from the kitchen you'll fold some clothes, but you know I know you're simply there to listen as I whine. baby you shouldn't mind if I don't love you all the time no that's fine I think we'll still get by so with these church bells a'ringin the overwhelming smell of linen buying presale tix to heaven's gate before I'm actually admitted I'll give up all my passions and take some online classes a balance beam forget my dreams it ain't ever gonna happen but I don't mind I'm pretty sure I love you at this time and that's just fine we're going to need it to get by so I guess I'll start relaxin and finally do my taxes I'll do my best to be a normal man because I know that's all you're askin but oh my girl I'm a fool and I will always be unstable so play it cool don't break my heart and please don't turn evil because that shit can happen even to good people and before you know it our kids are devils and with a heavy sigh the world is forced to deal with their behavior because of irresponsible people that raised them up with no examples AND LET THEM PUT OTHER PEOPLE DOWN (the worst thing you could ever do) but that won't be us that isn't us that won't be us. and that's a reason to be excited.

make us some golden plans with some Nerf Gun stands in the sunlight we'll find a body in the park then we'll call the cops dispatch hey guess what go on about your beliefs and your ACTs yeah you bombed it you wince a bit when you speak like my mom does I've never had enough I think I'm losing my mind I think your dad's too short your mom's the perfect height make us some perfect plans with some tin foiled hands we're just robots we'll find a body in the park then we'll call the cops dispatch hey guess what go on about your beliefs and your bullshit degree you're my favorite kid you wince a bit when you speak cause you found love I've never had enough I think I'm losing my mind I think your dad is too short your mom is the perfect height so pay attention darlin hold me up and force me to speak cause yeah that's my girl mon frère she's the bones of my teeth and I'm gonna wait forever and I'm gonna feel left out cause you know you know I love you like my heart is on fire like a sad little kid, to the cynic I'm growing up into and back when I had thin skin and a freaked out little heart going through all the motions long before the body in the park

I went to a party fuck it nothing happened but we all know how that goes I need a friend I can count on for Monday to lie to my girl; control what she knows she's been sitting here about half an hour calling her mom from a telephone I hear her mention me and then listens closely to hear some advice on the male ego so I'll shoot the girl drag the moon out by it's ankles Around the Fur by the Deftones is a pretty good album Don't let a 90s kid be in charge of the microphone stab him in the hand if he tries you'll hear em in bars singing "I'll never let youuuu go" And inserting "fuck" into Sweet Caroline stuff your Sorries into a sack for the weekend because we'll need them then more than right now I lost a girl long ago in Chicago And I get really scared—nah I feel nothing at all—when I say that out loud so I'll shoot the girl drag the moon out by it's ankles then call me a jerk for sticking my nose out sinking in my doubts wasting a good crowd on a song that nobody knows

I been hearin' voices can you cut em out, cut em out please? I been talking to the engine he's just using me for gasoline singing let me get inside I been driving for days and I've got 20 miles to go until I finally give up and my beard gets cut man I been falling on my face long enough man, shit! this world is just a mosh pit and I've been falling down in between when the kool-aid on the mattress becomes a catalyst to all you think and feel and dream so just let me get inside so I can give it all away and never play another show yeah regrets a new friend I'm gonna watch him grow up did I ever want to write songs and get addicted to drugs? man, shit! Well I made it this far, but it ain't far enough I need another open mic like a kick in the nuts glory tends to fade, but so does love so does the passion you trust i been hearin' voices yeah regrets a new friend I'm gonna watch him grow up did I ever want to write songs and get addicted to drugs? man, shit! well I made it this far, but it ain't far enough maybe later on in life I'm gonna sober up and learn that doubt isn't real, there's only love so let your passion speak up and don't listen to the voices

I bought you a scarf from Paris, France and I'd cut off my hands if they'd send me home. is the baby moving? I bet he has a heart by now. if you could send some word somehow tell him I'm patching a hole in the world. the only thing to do at night is just I just breathe in slow and think of best friends, and dead men of course my girl back home and by now I'm a tired man who just wants to grow old with some porch nights and calm wife and tell the world to leave me alone. I bunk with a lad with a brand new bride you'd never know he aches inside until you hear him, late at night. I wrote out my love on the side of a bridge with a wooden stick just to make sure that it lives so if I'm missed touch your letters to edge of your wrist and give all your friends the gist so then I'm not stranger when I greet them. and if I were a carpenter and you were a lady would you've married me anyway? would you've had my baby?

daises in the trash can girlfriend in a comatose I've been high all day daddy's got cancer we'll eat it when it's turning black I've been high all day whatcha want from me, god? I'm a bastard what you want from me? I'll be dead when I'm 25 momma's gettin headaches and little brother's freaking out because he's high all the time baby's in a bad place and I don't think I'm helping out because I'm high all the time whatcha want from me, god? I'm a bastard what you want from me? I'll be dead when I'm 25

sweet little kid perspective see what's inside my soul mama left her babies 14 and 9 years old but we can reach the window we can jump over the gate but hey I'm afraid now I think i'm making mistakes hey you know, did you know? i've loved you for weeks now is it weird, does it weird you out? she's painting a lighthouse and that's me inside stuck in a vice and it hurts. but why'd you include me? now I just look like a jerk. dreamer in my head you've made me nobody's friend. but I want to be cool now i just don't know where to begin do you understand? hey you know, did you know? I think like she's dead now yeah it's weird, fkin weird as hell hey it's really nice out and that's me outside I heard some advice "You should live and learn." Is that supposed to feel good? When they tell you, "It could be worse." So I melt back into the room As I hear you pouring your coffee cup Yeah I know it's inevitable That we're gonna die But that's just fine

did you water the plants is your heart OK do you catch me grinnin when you say my name yeah we look like twins but we fell in love we yell in public and we stomp on bugs she's a burning heart a cross & chain you make a cuss sound pretty and you don't complain yeah i know love I felt it burn but it's always worth it even when you get hurt my my my you're making this a real nice life so let's keep it real and just run away and we'll fall asleep laughin at the end of the day having so much fun just killing bugs your teeth get heavy when you fall in love yeah I drink too much we can deal with that I'll say some things then I'll take em back yeah I hit the walls then I sit and pout don't waste the day trying to figure me out my my my you're making this a real nice life but I'll be nice as hell when I get my way and when the power goes out I'll go and trip the break so just stay with me sing a whole new world because you're damn near perfect for a 90s girl